I am tough but fair and so I retract my entire notion that ballplayers are not funny. The fact is they are very funny... More specifically, Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard are very funny. Take a look at the latest Funny or Die installment called "Fantasy Camp:"
First Jimmy takes fastballs from an iron mike off the chest and Ryan drops an "Oh snap, son!" on the White House chef...
Pedro is going to have to pick up his game.
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