So am I prophetic or just a jerk?
Is there extra points in predicting the undoing of the bullpen, or is that just too easy with this Phillies' club?
Is this the way it's going to be all summer with this shooting gallery of balls flying around the bandbox with this pitching staff?
What's with all the questions?
Anyway, Tom Gordon got lit up more than my mick uncles on St. Patrick's Day. In fact, I thought I heard someone shout, "INCOMING!" after every one of Flash's pitches.
I hid under the table here at seat 92.
Oddly enough, the PA system began blaring, "Disco Inferno" at the end of the inning.
Burn, baby, burn!
Coincidence? I think not.
Just like that it's 11-6 heading to the bottom of the ninth. Flash's line:
Not good.