smashedThe clown show is swamped today with work and kids and other types of silliness. However, it will return with a full slate of goofiness tomorrow. Get ready.

In the meantime, here are a few thoughts:

* When did they replace Jane Pauley on "The Today Show?"

* Speaking of "The Today Show," did Brett Myers really spit on national television? Really? That type of behavior is so unlike him.

* Also, "The Today Show" will never, ever be mentioned on this little corner of the Internets ever again. Better yet, because the slicksters from NBC decided to descend upon Clearwater, Florida to visit with a handful of Phillies' players this morning (no, no video for you - go to every other blog to watch it), perhaps it's time to revoke the voting privileges of the local chapter the secret society known as the "BBWAA." As explained before, the sect is as detrimental to our nation's sovereignty as Skull & Bones, the Elks, the Masons, the Rotarians, the Stonecutters and the executive board of Wal-Mart.

And to think there are some that whine publically when they are not offered membership with this group.

Finally... the Tour of California wrapped up its second stage today in Sacramento. Judging from the groundswell clogging my e-mail in box as well as my fax machine, it's obvious that the event hasn't captured the imagination of the rest of the country. Regardless, I'll admit that I have tuned in for the nightly coverage on VERSUS, but really have no idea what is going on other than Mario Cipollini is riding again.

But I'll be honest - I tune in simply to listen to Phil Liggett. In fact, if there was a channel in which Phil Liggett read from the telephone book for 24-hours straight, I'd dial it up.

Also, there is a "Let Levi Ride" petition out there. Check it out... it don't cost nuthin'.

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