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Fingers, Finger and jaunty little hats

finger-and-fingersBeer at the ballpark is $8.75. That’s a lot of money. That’s especially a lot of money when one considers that they made it just down the street from the ballpark. Like literally. That watery, flavorless Budweiser beer is made very near the famous St. Louis Arch – which is very cool, by the way – as well as the main office for Purina pet foods. Can’t make this up, folks. Doggies and kitties need to eat, too.

Anyway, I haven’t seen too many things here that knocked me over. For instance, I haven’t seen Rollie Fingers yet and I heard he was here. I saw a guy that almost looked like Rich Hofmann, and I gave away my All-Star Game lanyard that held my credential because the nice St. Louis-ian who sold me the faux-chicken sandwich (yeah, eat your bleep, veggie boy!) thought it was cool and asked me for it.

Besides, it was itchy.

I thought Tim Lincecum’s jaunty little cap was neat. So did he, too. After all, Tim Lincecum liked it so much that he wore it to the press conference with the managers and Bob Costas. He even had to endure a wisecrack from that smart-ass Costas, too. You know, something about how it was the same style of hat Jim Bunning wore at the ’64 All-Star Game at Shea Stadium.

If you’ve heard one Jim Bunning joke, you’ve heard them all.

So Ryan Howard is coming to hit and he has his high school coach pitching to him. Cameras are popping like strobe lights…

Time to watch.

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Albert the Great

We tend to get cynical in this business, especially when we see approximately one million people all wearing the same shirt in hero worship of one guy. It’s almost cult like the way they act around here about Albert Pujols. And by “we,” I mean “me.”

Anyway, when the Cardinals traveled to Clearwater to play the Phillies during spring training, I inched in very close to watch Albert Pujols to take BP. Then I went back to the press box and wrote this:

CLEARWATER, Fla. - Guys like me get jaded. Hang around the ballpark for as long as I have and some days and events tend to blend together. As a result, sometimes things that are really, really cool get lost in the shuffle.

Take last October for instance -- there were so many significant moments that got lost in uber-poignant events that it's difficult to remember them all. For instance, Shane Victorino's little tête-à-tête with Hiroki Kuroda and the Dodgers in the NLCS in L.A. was pretty big. It definitely set some sort of tone for the rest of that series, just like Brett Myers' AB vs. CC Sabathia in the NLDS and Pat Burrell's two-homer game in the clincher in Milwaukee.

Phew! Yes, October was such a blur.

So this afternoon I took a little me time. A moment to enjoy something that doesn't come around all that much in these parts.

Yep, I watched Albert Pujols take batting practice and, man, let me tell you... the dude smashed some whompers. The ball takes a different flight off Pujols' bat compared to his counterparts'. It's almost exactly like a plane taking off -- it builds up speed on a straight line and then, whoosh, it takes off.

The aftermath is an assault on firm standing structures like tiki bars, scoreboards and people that leave dents and welts so it's best to seek cover when Pujols takes BP.

Here's the thing:

Albert Pujols is the best hitter I've ever seen. Yes, that's what I said...

Albert Pujols is the best hitter I've ever seen.

Continue reading this story ...

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Pay me my money!

chuckberryOK, David Cruz and Prince Fielder have slugged a few already. Cruz knocked one into the top deck in left and Prince hit the batters’ eye in deep, deep center. Prince also smacked one that was measured at 497… Miles! Not feet, miles!

No, sorry. That’s made it. It went far though.

Two hitters in and this thing is already dragging.

Oh, get this… Chuck Berry is playing at the All-Star Gala after the game. I happen to love Chuck Berry. I also really enjoyed the Chuck documentary called Hail, Hail Rock-n-Roll, especially the part where Chuck looked like he wanted to throttle Keith Richards for pretending to teach Chuck how to play music that Chuck invented.

So in tribute to Chuck, “Pay me my money!”

Nelly is also playing at the Gala, which reminds me of the 2001 Phillies and their clubhouse after winning games. Robert Person, a St. Louis native, was the clubhouse DJ so he played Nelly, another fella from The Loo.

Anyway, Prince and Cruz both hit 11 homers. If Howard bows out early I’m going to head out and watch Chuck.

“Pay me my money!”

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Here we go...

IMG00229Having computer issues here at the park... all of sudden the wireless slowed to a crawl. We're getting ready to hit some dingers here at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, or The Loo, as they say. Oddly, there is a band warming up the crowd with some faux alt-rock and pyro. Lots and lots of PYRO!

The set up the stage with all banners representing all the corporate sponsors blocking the monitors and PA and set up the stage behind second base.

Is David Cook a band? If so, that just might be who was on FIRE!

Anyway, Prince Fielder will hit first and Berman is doing the intros. Luckily, we can't hear him so well up here in the press box. Which is fine.

But make no mistake, St. Louis homeboy Ryan Howard got the loudest ovation if you exclude Albert Pujols. The truth is if you own a company that makes Albert Pujols shirts or memorabilia in St. Louis, you are a very wealthy person.

You can't shake a dead skunk in The Loo without hitting a dude in a Albert Pujols shirt. Albert is The Man. Stan Musial needs a new nickname.

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Programming update

archHere's what you can expect to me today from St. Louis: At least three stories on CSNPhilly.com.

Live updates during the Home Run hitting contest. They call it a "live blog" in the biz.

Musings on the mullet, Colonial-Roman architecture and how both are alive and well in St. Louis.

The coolest wiffle ball field ever.

And, of course, fun times in St. Louis.

The live stuff will start before Chris Berman drops his first annoying cliche. Be ready.

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Meet me in St. Louis?

Pete RoseI like to tell this story, which is about to become obsolete this week. In all of these years of covering and writing about sports, I have been to exactly two All-Star Games. One was the 2002 NBA All-Star Game at the Wachovia Center. As I recall, I watched the first quarter of the game, saw Michael Jordan miss a dunk and Ali and Joe Frazier sit together at courtside, and took off. That was enough.

The other All-Star Game was the eighth grade CYO spectacular where our Sacred Heart squad turned out a 2009 Phillies-esque representation at the game. This one I stuck around to the end, started the game and had a game-high 12 points.

But this year I could avoid the Major League All-Star Game no more. After years of watching – dating back to the 1978 game – I’m actual going to witness this made-for-TV event. Call it a behind-the-scenes look at the bastardization and corporatization of our beloved game.

You know, all the things that everyone loves.

As such, certainly the big guns in baseball will be in St. Louis this week. We’ll have the self-important national media types as and league officials as well as a cadre of Hall of Famers and celebrities like Rollie Fingers and Alyssa Milano.

See, who would want to miss that.

Of course Ryan Howard will be in the worst of all made-for-TV travesties called the Home Run Derby where ESPN is required to show 35 commercials for every meatball of a pitch thrown and offer Chris Berman at his most nauseating.

Listening to Chris Berman is a lot like trying to put your entire fist into your mouth. Not only is it difficult and a tremendous waste of time, but if you succeed and get those knuckles past an incisor and/or molar and actually get your fist in your mouth, you know… then what?

All you are is some jackass sitting there in front of the TV with your fist in your mouth… how are you going to get it out?

My advice? Don’t listen to Berman — turn down the sound if you must. And please, for the love of all that’s holy, do not put your fist in your mouth.

Regardless, watching this show from inside of the ballpark-turned-TV studio will be a hoot. Veteran ball scribes say the Monday before the All-Star Game is the longest work day ever. It’s even longer than busy days at the winter meetings, which just so happens to be every day at the winter meetings.

But since I write sentences about baseball for a living, the work doesn’t bother me. It gets busy and the days long, but so what. Baseball writers that complain about the work and the writing should go dig ditches or get a job as a stagehand for Chris Berman.

bud-seligAnyway, as a veteran observer of the All-Star Game, here are some of the most memorable moments I have seen either with my eyes or through osmosis.

• Bo Jackson’s leadoff homer in 1989 Who didn’t love Bo Jackson? • That pre-game Ted Williams thing at Fenway in 1999 A couple of years later they cut off Ted’s head and froze it. They even named the MVP Award after Williams which is apt. Williams was the personification of the selfish ballplayer whose greatest on-the-field glory came in the All-Star Game. It certainly wasn’t the only World Series he played in. • The crazy 1987 All-Star Game in Oakland Tim Raines won this won for the NL with a two-run triple in the 13th – the only runs of the game. The American League almost won the game in the ninth when Phillie Steve Bedrosian nailed Dave Winfield attempting to score from second on a botched double play.

• Brad Lidge throwing 100 pitches in the bullpen According to Charlie Manuel the first rule of the All-Star Game is to return players back to their teams healthy. Maybe K-Rod ought to get his right arm limber for all those times he is going to warm up on Tuesday night.

• Pete Rose decking Ray Fosse Arguably the most famous play in All-Star Game history. This is the one where Rose bowled over Fosse in order to score the winning run in the 1970 game and separated the catcher’s shoulder. The thing about the play was Fosse never had the ball. He also spent the night before the game having dinner with Rose.

• Commissioner Bud Selig flapping his arms during extra innings of the 2002 game According to Charlie Manuel the first rule of the All-Star Game is to return players back to their teams healthy. Therefore, managers Joe Torre and Bob Brenly didn’t want to continue the game past the 11th inning when both teams ran out of pitchers. Forced with making a spontaneous decision in Milwaukee’s Miller Park, Selig freaked and flapped his arms like a pigeon attempting to leap over a mud puddle.

Aside from cancelling the 1994 season, the arm flapping was Selig’s most memorable moment.

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Thunder

Getting ready to head off to the airport to go to St. Louis for the Philly-centric All-Star Game, but before we launch into all ASG all the time, it is worth mentioning the death of boxer Arturo Gatti. According to the newspaper accounts, Gatti was found dead in his apartment in Brazil under suspicious circumstances. One report indicates that Gatti was strangled by the strap of a purse -- possibly owned by his wife.

For most, Gatti will be remembered as a partner in some of the most memorable boxing matches of the past 20 years. In a triology of matches against Mickey Ward, Gatti made the action in those Rocky movies look not-so far-fetched.

Gatti was involved in boxing's fight of the year four times. Here's the ninth round of one the fights against Ward in 2002:

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Interestingly, Gatti added Ward to his ring entourage in his subsequent fights.

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Travels with Charlie

kerfeldCharlie Kerfeld was a pretty decent pitcher in his day, so when general manager Ruben Amaro Jr. sent him to the Dominican Republic for a thorough scouting report on Pedro Martinez, he sent someone who knows his stuff. Plus, who wouldn't want a trip to the Dominican this time of year even if it was for work? Ol' Charlie Kerfeld probably could have used an extra day to work on his tan, too.

Kerfeld, of course, is a special assistant for Amaro these days, but back when he was playing for the Astros in the 1980s, ol' Charlie (or is it Charley?) looked like he knew how to have fun.

Take a look at Kerfeld after the Astros clinched the NL West in 1986... does that guy know how to party or what?

Here's Charlie:

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Oh, and how about that plumage growing out of the back of Charlie's cap... it's like a rare, exotic bird.

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It ain't about the numbers

shane-victorinoI can’t help it. I know all about the objectivity of the job and all of that, but I really can’t help it. I really hope Shane Victorino makes it to the All-Star Game next week in St. Louis.

There, I said it. In fact, I told Victorino as much before Monday night’s game against the Reds. Of course I told him this after I busted his stones about Pablo Sandoval having far superior statistics and that the Giants’ rookie really suffered an injustice when he wasn’t named to the National League squad.

“It ain’t about numbers anymore,” Victorino said. “It’s a popularity contest.”

He has that right, but then again it’s always been a popularity contest. But my motives for Victorino getting to St. Louis are completely selfish. Oh sure, Victorino is as worthy of an All-Star nod as anyone in the league. Though his numbers don’t pop off the page, they are above average and he has been a consistent cog for a team that has been wildly inconsistent.

But I told Vic that I hope he gets there even after he explained how he spent Monday afternoon going door-to-door along Oregon Avenue with Mayor Michael Nutter. Of course he had to endure more teasing about the mayor of Philadelphia taking time out of his busy day to help him get to the All-Star Game.

“What, are you going to go help him with his budget deficit after the game? You’re doing all of this just to spend three days in St. Louis?”

Victorino knew why guys like me want him in St. Louis. He understands the media-player dynamic and has seen how stodgy and scripted ballplayers are in press situations. It’s like they are coached to be as uninteresting as possible, which is no fun for anyone.

Nope, there is no altruism about wanting Victorino to get to the All-Star Game and he knew it.

“You just want me to do something bleeping stupid at the All-Star Game,” he said.

“Well, yeah…”

Oh, but it was much more than that. Certainly if Vic were to “do something bleeping stupid,” it would be very entertaining. In fact, it was a blast to see him in the World Baseball Classic and the madness he must have spewed into the notebooks of the scribes covering those games. However, if Victorino were to get to St. Louis there would actually be someone (gasp!) to talk to. That’s downright revolutionary in this age of verbosity.

Besides, the other Phillies in St. Louis won’t be free to cut loose like Victorino. Chase Utley doesn’t have much to say unless he’s dropping F-bombs before large crowds and Ryan Howard will be in his hometown and surely will have a limited amount of time to hang around and chat. Manager Charlie Manuel likely will only be able to offer official comments from a podium or to the right’s holders, though we’re pretty sure Chuck will offer up some nuggets to the hometown scribes.

Charlie is good like that.

Nevertheless, it’s Victorino who might be the go-to guy. Hey, the guy just can’t help himself. Here’s an example of that:

After Game 3 of the NLCS at Dodger Stadium last October, I waited out Victorino. Taking his time to emerge from the off-limits areas, Victorino knew media types wanted to ask him about the bench-clearing incident with Hiroki Kuroda. Word had been sent out that he wasn’t going to talk about it, but c’mon. We all knew how he was.

So when he walked over to his locker in that old visitors’ clubhouse in Los Angeles, I kind of held up my palms, shrugged my shoulders and said, “Yo Shane, what’s up?”

“What’s up with what?”

“You know what I’m talking about.”

“Yeah.”

“Well…”

“I’m not talking about it.”

That’s when he talked about it for 15 minutes.

Hey, the guy just can’t help himself and bygolly, get this guy to the All-Star Game so we have someone to talk to.

And just to be sure, I won’t cast a vote for Victorino. I’ll root for him to get there, but won’t cross the line to actually cast a vote.

Besides, have you seen Sandoval’s numbers? How did he get left off the roster?

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Oh yeah, has anyone seen the big No. 8 on the big Amtrak building next to 30th Street Station? Obviously the city is rallying to try and get Victorino that trip to St. Louis, but what about the guys who actually made the team already? Charlie, Utley, Howard and Raul Ibanez are in… where’s their building?

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'27 Yankees meet the '09 Team Astana

LanceSo last night I was up living the life and decompressing after the trip home from Atlanta that took me through Charlotte to Baltimore before finding my car intact at the BWI Marriott, and just skipping through the channels on ol’ tee-vee. That’s what I do late at night when everyone else is in bed and I’m knee-deep in baseball hours and too tired to read or write. Anyway, the Versus channel had a show on called, Lance Armstrong: The Look Back, but when glanced at quickly on the scroll all it said was, “The Look.” That alone made it sound like a pretty good show. After all, Lance was known for flashing that Look in the peloton during his seven victories in the Tour de France, and the lead-in to the program showed that moment when he was riding toward his sixth victory when he turned all the way around in the saddle, stared right into the face of Jan Ullrich to challenge him before he rode off.

Actually, Lance did a little more than simply challenge Ullrich in the race. He just might have challenged his manhood, too.

Either way, it’s pretty clear what Versus is banking its coverage of the 2009 Tour de France on. Lance, indeed, is back and the cycling fans watching in the U.S. will get all of the details.

There’s certainly no surprise there. After three years away from the race – three of the worst years ever at the TdF (and they can only blame themselves) – the grand champ is back. Since his last victory he ran three marathons, hung out with Matthew McConaughey and one of the Olsen Twins, became a father again, had his shoulder put back together with more screws found in a three-bedroom apartment and got back into shape for the three grueling weeks of the most famous bike race on earth.

In a sense Lance retired from his retirement because it was way too busy. Why not just race a bike a couple thousand miles through the French Alps?

Nevertheless, there are reports that Lance is, indeed, the most intimidating and formidable rider in the ’09 race. No argument here. There’s The Look, the seven titles, the ability to endure ridiculous levels of pain, plus the dude is fit. Even at 37 Lance reportedly has been turning in the same type of workouts he did during the apex of his title run. In fact, he could be one of the best riders in the race…

That is if he didn’t ride for Astana.

Armstrong opened the 2009 Tour de France with a time trial in Monte Carlo that put him in fourth place… on Team Astana.

That sounds about right, too. Astana is loaded like the ’27 Yankees or an All-Star team. One stage in and the team already has four riders in the Top 10 and likely will move all four of those riders up even higher in the overall standings. A Top 4 sweep wouldn’t be far-fetched.

But for as strong as Astana is with Armstrong and American Levi Leipheimer and German Andreas Kloden, they are all just there to carve a path for Alberto Contador.

It’s Contador’s race and everyone else is just riding in it.

Contador finished second in the first time trial and that discipline isn’t even his top strength. The 26-year-old Spaniard is a climber with one TdF title under his belt from 2007 when Michael Rasmussen was booted out just days away from winning. Regardless, if Contador doesn’t win then something extraordinary must have gone wrong.

If Contador doesn’t win, Levi Leipheimer will instead.

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Back to the Versus show…

The episode of The Look I caught was the epic Stage 17 of the 2004 Tour de France. That was the one where Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong took on the world and won. It was where Lance stared down Ullrich, Floyd earned the nickname “Mofo of the Mountains,” and was famously had an in-race dialogue to go like this:

Lance: How bad do you want to win a stage in the Tour de France?

Floyd: Real bad.

Lance: How fast can you go downhill?

Floyd: I go downhill real fast. Can I do it?

Lance: Sure you can do it ... ride like you stole something, Floyd.

In the end, Floyd couldn’t fend off the best riders in the world until Lance showed up with a mad sprint to the line to win the stage.

Take a look:

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Searching for an answer

utleyATLANTA – The clubhouse workers had just packed up all of the laptops and loaded them on the truck bound for the airport. Meanwhile, the giant TV pushed just off the center of the room at Turner Field was snapped off so the only noise coming from the visitors’ room at Turner Field emanated from players packing up their gear and water trickling out of the showers. But the important elements were that the laptops were packed away and the eerie silence that shrouds the room after a lost baseball game. Without those laptops, Chase Utley didn’t know what to do with himself. How could he study game video into the early hours of the morning without those laptops?

So still dressed in his post-game workout gear, Utley was forced to move from the folding table that held the bank of computers to the overstuffed couches arranged around the television in the middle of the room. It was there he sat quietly and stared straight ahead into nothing.

The TV was off.

No music played.

The shower was waiting and a bus ride to the airport quickly approaching but he still didn’t budge.

He just stared straight ahead.

Utley got a hit and barreled into catcher Brian McCann in order to score the Phillies’ first run on Thursday night in one of those plays that kind of personifies the way the All-Star second baseman plays the game. Arriving at the plate at the exact moment as the throw from the outfield, Utley chose to take home plate by force rather than finesse his way around the catcher with a hook slide of sorts. Focused on catching the ball, McCann was left wide open to Utley’s assault as he was forcefully separated from the ball.

Call it one the hard way.

Still, not even Utley’s forced grit could will the Phillies to a much-needed victory. Perhaps the 14th loss in the last 18 games is the reason why Utley sat still and stared straight ahead.

Thinking.

Stewing.

Where are those damn laptops!?

“Times like this can build character for a team,” he said a good 45-minutes later as he dressed for the trip home. “That's the way I look at it.”

If anyone knew how to solve the losing ways and malaise engulfing the baseball team it was Utley. Chances are he wasn’t merely sitting there like David Puddy from that Seinfeld episode where Elaine Benes’ boyfriend wiled away the time on a flight simply staring out into the middle distance.

Remember that one?

Elaine: Do you want something to read?

Puddy: No.

Elaine: Are you going to sleep?

Puddy: No.

Elaine: Are you just going to sit there and stare?

Puddy: Yeah, that’s right.

But Utley isn’t going to prod his teammates to follow his lead by calling them out to the press. Instead he’ll reinforce the positive with all the normal clichés, though privately – just like with manager Charlie Manuel – the pile of losses are killing him.

“I feel like we're coming to the park prepared,” Utley said. “We obviously haven’t been playing that well, but we haven't seen a change in our attitude for the negative. It’s obviously a rough stretch. We're definitely not making any excuses, but we do need to start playing better in all parts of the ball: offensively, defensively. We need to pitch better. That's the bottom line. How do you do that? You stay motivated. You stay positive.”

That’s what Utley does. He shows up early and stares at those laptops looking for any tiny bit of minutia or insight that the naked eye cannot catch. Then he’ll take batting practice until the calluses on his hands get calloused.

After the game he might take more batting practice or workout, but mostly he stares into those laptops watching the ballgame he just played until his eyes are ringed with bleary red tiredness. Maybe then he’ll go home and to do it all over again the next day.

“You have to come to the field every day to prepare and prepare to win,” he said.

Sometimes it isn’t as easy as it sounds.

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Gone with the wind? Someone do something about the heat

aliATLANTA – The first thing one notices about Atlanta are the trees. They’re everywhere. In fact, from a certain vantage point the landscape is shrouded with green as far as the eye can see. They weave in and out of the office buildings, too, which is quite something. How many urban centers have this many trees? And we aren’t just talking about the fact that every other road is called Peachtree. Apparently when the city was rebuilt after Sherman’s march to the sea, they planted tons and tons of trees and ran out of ideas for street names.

There are worse things one can say about a city, I suppose. I haven’t checked out the crime statistics or the murder rate or anything like that. However, it’s interesting to note that even though Georgia is a profoundly deep Red State, its biggest city’s most well known citizens in recent history are so-called “liberals.” Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., former president Jimmy Carter, Ted Turner and Andrew Young looked at things differently than the consensus in these parts, yet still have streets and buildings named after them.

Go figure.

A couple of those buildings (and streets) I will get to see during my visit here to catch the Phillies play the Braves. Strangely, the Phillies are in Atlanta for the first time this season even though the Braves have been to Philadelphia twice. That means the Phillies have two more trips here during a stage of the season where things really get tight, the games take on added significance and the weather is much more hotter than it is now.

It gets really freaking hot down here. Hotlanta? More like Humidapolis.

Anyway, at Turner Field yesterday the first thing I wanted to see was the configuration of the playing field. After all, the ballpark was originally built to be the Olympic Stadium for the centennial games back in 1996. All of the track and field games were held at what is now Turner Field as well as the finish for the marathons and the opening and closing ceremonies.

Turner Field is where Muhammad Ali, clad in white, dramatically and unforgettably appeared out of nowhere with an Olympic torch in his hands and lit the cauldron. Now I’m not one who gets all choked up or overly-sentimental at sporting events – that’s just not how I am, because it’s just a game – but imaging Ali atop that ramp that hot summer night still gives me chills.

Now I’m a track geek. More specifically, I am a distance running nerd. Between watching lots of baseball and distance running I’m a hoot at parties. Woo-hoo!

So it was with great interest that I attempted to see if there were any relics or pieces of the Olympics in ’96 still within the playing surface at Turner Field. For instance, the track was said to be notoriously hard, which led to blistering times in a bunch of the running events. Like, it was during those games where Haile Gebrselassie of Ethiopia beat Paul Tergat of Kenya in the 10,000-meter dream race where Geb solidified his legend with an Olympic record and a dramatic victory.

Standing in the visiting team’s dugout I looked out at the field and thought, “This is where Bob Kennedy tried to steal the 5,000-meter finals when he brazenly surged to the lead at the top of the curve of the last lap. It was a move that was so daring and unexpected that I shrieked (not smart since the race wasn’t aired until nearly midnight and woke up the entire house) and thought of what a bad-ass Kennedy was even though he faded to sixth place.

That was how Prefontaine must have done it, I thought.

The lasting image of those games, though (aside from Ali), was Michael Johnson coming off the curve in the 200-meter finals. Clad in those gold Nikes, Johnson was moving so fast that it seemed as if Johnson was going to burst onto flame or take off like a rocket ship into the soupy, humid air.

How can anyone forget the shock on Johnson’s face when he turned around to see the clock and saw that he had just moved faster than any human being on two feet? Remembering Johnson’s reaction as well as the reaction of everyone else in the stadium is part of the reason why Usain Bolt’s record-breaking 200-meters victory in last summer’s Beijing Games was so amazing. No one thought Johnson’s record would ever be broken, or no one thought it would ever been broken after just 12 years.

fulton_countyRegardless, if it were up to me, I’d have plaques placed on the spot where all of those memorable events occurred. Certainly the Braves have done a nice job preserving old Fulton County Stadium by keeping some of the outfield fence as a relic in the parking lot beyond the gates of the “new” place. It was in the so called “Launching Pad,” where Chief Noc-A-Homa stood guard and Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth’s all-time home run record in 1974.

Anyway, we’ll be back at Turner Field tonight to see how the Phillies respond to last night’s extra-inning loss. And for the record, the warning track that rings the playing surface is very hard… no plaques though.

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Influencing the vote

chuckUnless something spectacular occurs, like ballot-stuffing of Iranian proportions, Chase Utley and Raul Ibanez will start in the All-Star Game. And with Charlie Manuel serving as the manager for the National Leaguers, there’s a strong possibility that Ryan Howard will tag along. After all, Howard still is hitting homers and the game will be played in his hometown. Then again, first base is a particularly strong position in the NL this season. Todd Helton, Adrian Gonzalez, Prince Fielder, and, of course, Albert Pujols are as worthy as anyone.

Otherwise, the pickins are slim with the Phillies and potential All-Stars. Sure, Jimmy Rollins was the leading vote getter for shortstops for a while, but that does nothing more than lend credence to the argument that the fans probably shouldn’t have such a strong vote to select the team.

Anyway, I decided it would be a conflict of interest to actual take part in the voting for the All-Stars, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be an influence in other ways. So, if I were voting for All-Stars, here are the players the most worthy.

National League C – Yadier Molina, Stl 1B – Albert Pujols, Stl 2B – Chase Utley, Phi 3B – Pablo Sandoval, SF SS – Hanley Ramirez, Fla OF – Raul Ibanez, Phi OF – Brad Hawpe, Col OF – Ryan Braun, Mil P – Tim Lincecum, SF

American League C – A.J. Pierzynski, ChiW 1B – Mark Teixeira, NYY 2B – Aaron Hill, Tor 3B – Evan Longoria, TB SS – Derek Jeter, NYY OF – Ichiro Suzuki, Sea OF – Ben Zobrist, TB OF – Torii Hunter, LAA P – Zack Greinke, KC

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Remembering 'The King' and the 'Angel'

michael_jackson-2To this day, and after all these years, watching Michael Jackson do the Moonwalk at the Motown Anniversary in the early ‘80s was the most electrifying musical performance ever. We shrieked when he did it, my sister, mom and I, because (borrowing a word I heard used to describe Michael Jackson today) it was “unearthly.” Never before and never again.

Once I snuck through a service door in an over-21 club to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers back in the late-1980s. That was a few weeks after I saw Fugazi do a show in a parking garage in West Philly. Another time I saw a group called The Nation of Ulysses play and I was convinced they were going to take hostages. I saw Richie Havens play in a public park – he was just hanging out playing – and snuck off to Madison Square Garden during my college orientation to see The Who. Pete Townsend windmilled like a dervish that night.

If only he did the moonwalk like Michael Jackson, who died Thursday at 50. For a lot of us children of the '80s, that really was our Moon Walk. It was a where-were-you-when moment, almost like it was Thursday afternoon when the news first started to trickle out through the Internet.

And yet the end came like the beginning for Jackson – with lots of fans and lots of media jockeying for space. He was a star when he was just a child, and the attention never stopped. It was a gift and a curse. Especially over the past two decades during the creepy and not-so smooth criminal stage of his life.

So it’s hard not to think about that night we saw the moonwalk for the very first time. Granted, my sister and I were not even teenagers yet. I suppose I was in sixth grade at James Buchanan Elementary, but that simple dance step was a galvanizing force at school. We all practiced it and tried to nail it as perfectly as Michael did. In fact, we were in awe of the kids who could do it smoothly and somewhat effortless. Hell, sometimes those '80s kids break it out just because.

As the years wore on Michael Jackson and his music/moves became part of the cultural wallpaper. Again, this was before the disturbing "Jesus juice" crap. Us Gen-Xers tend to move on quickly. We know the reality and can see the strings that control everything so we try to get lost in the innocence of the moment for a short time.

Nevertheless, the kids from the 1980s were too young to remember when Elvis died, and we never got to see the Beatles together. We were too young to understand the punk rock scene coming from London and New York and were shielded from the psychedelic sounds of our parents’ era.

Those were things we’d have to learn about on our own.

But in the 1980s, at the end of radio and the beginning of MTV, Michael Jackson was The King. He provided the soundtrack for kids from the city, the ‘burbs, and beyond. Even if we couldn’t agree on much, in 1982 and 1983, we all knew that “Thriller” was something unique. If you were of that time and missed it, you must have been sick or in a coma or sipping too much of that new Coke.

Of course massive fame does things to people. Even the most grounded and together person with the most stable upbringing and genuine family and friends would be affected by the zealotry of fandom that Michael Jackson dealt with even when he was a little kid. Unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t seem to have that stability in his life. Instead of being a kid from Gary, Ind. that made it big with his brothers, Jackson’s life descended into a screaming tabloid headline and crass commercialism. Certainly his eccentricities did nothing to sway folks’ opinions of him, and the lawsuits and court cases further exasperated the headlines, but man, what a talent.

Look at these kids... too bad it could always be like that:

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Was there anything better than watching Michael Jackson and his four brothers perform together on some grainy TV highlight from the early ‘70s?

Perhaps Dave Chappelle said it best in describing all the surgeries and changes in appearance that Michael Jackson underwent through the years:

Maybe he did that for you somehow. Somehow maybe he thought it would help him, “Maybe people will like me more…” But he did it for you…

Sure, it sounds funny, but in some odd sense it seems as if Michael Jackson did everything he did for his fans, and God knows he had a lot of them.

Hopefully, and this is not to belittle the serious crimes he allegedly committed, Michael Jackson is remembered as the “King of Pop” moonwalking across a stage or as that kid from Gary, Ind. belting out those great tunes with his brothers.

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farrahfawcettposterApparently, Thursday was the day the icons died. Early in the day, Farrah Fawcett was claimed by cancer at 60. Certainly Farrah was not the international superstar that Jackson was, but for a few years in the 1970s she probably wasn’t too far off.

Unlike with Jackson, I missed Farrah Fawcett at the top of her stardom. However, I can remember seeing that poster of her in a one-piece bathing suit nearly everywhere. Some say she was the last link from pin-up model to super model, which makes sense. After all, Farrah came from a time where the models and bathing beauties actually had to have a skill or a talent. It couldn’t just be smiling at a camera like the latter day super models.

So Farrah did “Charlie’s Angels” and became part of the cultural wallpaper – literally. But as time wore on – after “The Cannonball Run” and a relatively quiet period, Fawcett seemed to be more famous for being famous.

That is until the remade “Charlie’s Angels” and those posters reappeared as part of the ‘70s kitsch. Still, make no doubt about it, a lot of models and actresses owe part of their success, or at least a flip of a Farrah ‘do to the last of the originals.

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We’ll be back with some baseball stuff tomorrow night from Rehoboth Beach. Gotta get out of town with the kids before the grind of the second half of the season.show

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Home on the road

rickeyDoesn’t it drive you crazy when you go for a hike on the Appalachian Trail and wind up in Argentina with some woman that isn’t your wife? Isn’t that the way it always happens? Nevertheless, make no mistake about it, sometimes it’s just good to get away. It doesn’t matter if it is to meander through rocky trails beneath a canopy of trees or to sit on the beach with the trade winds cooling down a sunny day. Whatever it is, no one wants to hang around the house all day.

So we travel. We take the act on the road to see how green that grass on the other side really is.

Why not? There’s something relaxing about being out there on the road. You don’t have to worry about the mail, cutting the grass or if the neighbors are too loud. If anything happens, like the basement gets flooded, there’s nothing that can be done about it hundreds of miles from home. Worry about it later.

It’s the same thing with a baseball team, too. On the road all the problems of home go away so all the ballplayers have to do is hang around all day and then show up to the park to play ball. Pretty good gig, huh? Better yet, it’s not even like the players have to schlep their own luggage through the terminal or wait for their row to be called in order to board the plane. Instead they get dropped off on the tarmac of a chartered plane so they can fly all over the country in order to play baseball.

There are other perks, too. For instance, before the trip the players are handed $81 in cash for each day they are on the road. For the current trip through Tampa Bay, Toronto and Atlanta, each player was handed a little envelope with $891 cash. That’s for the players to spend on meals, sundry items and any other incidentals that pop up from time to time.

But here’s the thing – even though the players are given $81 in cold, hard cash in which to purchase food, the visiting clubhouses in every ballpark offer catered meals before and after the game as well as all the gum one can chew and all the sunflower seeds a guy can spit.

And guess what? It’s all gratis.

moneySo why should a guy go spending all that cash when he can eat at the park for free? Maybe he’ll want to buy a souvenir at some museum gift shop instead.

Or, maybe he’ll just save all that cash the way Rickey Henderson used to. According to the legend, the newly elected Hall of Famer and all-time stolen base king used to collect those envelopes he was handed before road trips and stash them away in a big shoe box that he kept in the closet of his bedroom at home. As the story goes, whenever Rickey’s kids came home from school with a good report card, he told them to go into the closet and bring out the shoe box stuffed with per diem envelopes for a quick game of “Pick It.”

Rickey held the shoe box open and the kid with the good report card got to dip a hand in and pull out an envelope. Needless to say, the kids were all hoping to yank out one of those 11-day road trip stashes buried in the box.

Still, there is an advantage for a ballclub to play at home and that mainly has to do with the rules of the game. The home team gets to bat last, which puts most of the pressure on the visiting team. Other than that there really isn’t much of an advantage to playing at home. Sure, the home town fans can help intimidate the visiting club, but they also can give a lot of grief to the guys in the home laundry.

But that still doesn’t explain why the Phillies went into Wednesday night’s action with a 24-9 record away from Philadelphia and a 13-22 mark in Citizens Bank Park. That’s the best road record and worst home mark in the league. Explain that

Maybe nothing does because the dichotomy of the records defies explanation. In fact, when the local media asked the manager and players about it last week, the frustration mounted. It was as if Charlie Manuel and Ryan Howard went to the movies with some annoying friend who asked questions about the plot the whole way through the picture.

Talk about annoying. No wonder they were frustrated and losing so many games at home.

Regardless, there has to be a remedy for the losses at home. Like, maybe the Phillies can pretend they are playing on the road even when they are in Philadelphia. Maybe they can wear their road grays and shack up in the Holiday Inn across the parking lot from the ballpark.

Better yet, maybe the Phillies can get their road trip envelopes at home instead. Or, barring that, maybe Charlie Manuel can get out the big shoe box and let the team play “Pick It” if they win a game at home.

There's nothing like that shoe box to motivate a team.

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... and the (dead)beat goes on

lennydykstra1Yes, Lenny Dykstra is back out there in the press after HBO updated its fawning "Real Sports"  profile from a couple of years ago. Apparently they added racist and deadbeat into the vernacular along with stock investor. However, neither Bernie Goldberg nor The New Yorker admitted to being duped by Lenny's supposed largesse. But it is worth noting that Lenny also appears to be the subject of an equally fawning documentary from No Regrets Entertainment.

There's an especially deep quotation at the top, too. Take a look:

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So who looks worse these days, Jim Cramer after the Jon Stewart stuff or Lenny?

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