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Let the McNabb trade talk begin

Mcnabb It's pretty difficult to imagine a scenario where the newly retired Kurt Warner will not be elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. If they haven't begun casting the mold for his bust yet, maybe it's time to start pretty soon. Sure, the sculptor has some time but why procrastinate? Go ahead and knock it out already.

And perhaps while folks are mulling over Warner's body of work as a quarterback of the Cardinals, Rams, and in the Arena Football League, as well as a stock boy at some grocery in Iowa, maybe the speculation can begin in earnest regarding his replacement in Arizona.

Is it time to start the Donovan McNabb trade watch already? We don’t have to wait for Brett Favre to decide something, do we?

Long before the Eagles were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs in Dallas way back at the beginning of the month, it appeared the best fit for McNabb just might be as a replacement for Warner or Favre rather than with the Eagles. With the Cardinals McNabb could step right in as the veteran leader with a high-powered offense that thrived with Warner. Better yet, after games and practices McNabb could turn his off-season home into his year-round pad. That certainly makes it a win-win.

With the Vikings McNabb could reunite with coach Brad Childress, who was the offensive coordinator with the Eagles during the quarterback’s best seasons. Where could he go wrong? The Cardinals are a season removed from nearly winning the Super Bowl followed by a solid playoff run, while the Vikings were a late-game meltdown away from winning the NFC Championship over the Saints.

It’s either go somewhere else with a talented team looking to take the proverbial next step or stay in Philadelphia where he can continue pounding his head against the wall like we all have for the past decade.

It’s an easy decision for everyone, right? The Vikings or Cardinals can plug in a seasoned All-Pro and the Eagles can focus on the future with Kevin Kolb, the quarterback they drafted in the second round in 2007. With McNabb in the last year of his current deal with the Eagles and asking for an extension, all that’s left is to figure on the partner, the price and then send out the press release.

Let’s get moving already…

As we know all too well it’s the easy decisions that are often the trickiest and most troublesome. Of course, as we also have seen over the past decade, any decision for the Eagles always dissolves into a circus wrapped manically inside of a soap opera. Can Joe Banner or Andy Reid ever come to a conclusion without everyone overreacting? Are we that sensitive or is it that we just can't help ourselves? Or maybe it's because we don't trust them. Sure, most of the decisions to let players go have been the right ones, but they still don't have much to show for it.

Besides, even when the Eagles make the most mundane decision it’s like watching the clown car crash into the bearded lady.

Of course the report that the Cardinals are going to turn over the quarterback gig over to Matt Leinart as well as McNabb’s consultation with his psychic only adds to the intrigue. After all, just because a pro sports general manager and Miss Cleo say something doesn’t make it completely true. We’re working from years of experience here and have learned that whatever becomes McNabb’s fate for the 2010 season, it will occur slowly and sloppily.

Yes, we read McNabb’s comments in the Inquirer claiming he would return to Philadelphia because coach Andy Reid told him so.

“That’s all that matters,” McNabb told The Inquirer. “I heard it when he said it to you guys, but I heard it before anyway. I think a lot of people look too far into things with all the assumptions and this could happen. He told everybody I'm going to be there, and I'm his guy. I don’t see anything that anybody should look into.”

Nobody believes McNabb is as naïve as that last sentence sounds. He knows all too well how people around these parts act when it comes to the football team. Considering it’s been a half-century since the Eagles have won a championship, what else is there to look into?

Arizona, Minnesota, Philadelphia? Yeah, this is just getting started.

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Picking (playoff) winners

Warner_wife If there is a plus to the first weekend of the NFL season without the Eagles it’s that the hometown fans can relax and quietly enjoy the full slate of playoff football without any stress or undue tension. Philly fans can just sit back, relax and enjoy all the color and pageantry that is NFL playoff football…

Right?

OK, maybe not. Certainly it’s no fun to go to a party and then be told to leave before the fun really starts. What happens if they have a piñata at the party or if Kurt Warner climbs up onto the roof and proclaims himself a, “Golden God!”

That’s no fun when you’re at home licking your wounds after two weekends in Dallas where you go your bottom spanked. What is this, masochism? No, it’s football.

Anyway, the fun part for me was doing that point-spread thang last weekend where I went a supernal 3-1 by choosing the Cowboys, Ravens and Cardinals to cover. I dare any of those obnoxiously loud degenerates with their web sites and dial-in numbers to hang with that.

In other words, kudos. Kudos to me.

So let’s see if we can duplicate last weekend’s stellarness. Or better yet, let’s try and top it.

Saturday games
Arizona Cardinals vs. New Orleans Saints
Pick: Saints (minus-7)

The Saints signed running back Deuce McAllister yesterday even though he can no longer play football. In doing so, McAllister immediately gets a $21,000 as his portion of the team’s playoff share. That’s $21K for signing his name and then standing around and looking import. You know, kind of like a U.S. Congressman with a lower paycheck.

Come early for the 11 o’clock show… we work blue.

John_unitas Baltimore Colts vs. Indianapolis NFL Football Club
Pick: (Indianapolis minus-6)

Ever been to Indianapolis? Crazy place, huh? Not sure I like how they pilfered the name “Colts” from Baltimore, but that seems to be the modus operandi of that group of muckety-mucks from the Indiana NFL entry. In fact, a few years ago there was a lawsuit filed against little ol’ Cedar Cliff  High School in Camp Hill, Pa. (just outside of Harrisburg… there’s a state pen’ there) because they have the nickname “Colts,” and have white helmets with a blue horseshoe on it.

Guess what? The Cedar Cliff Colts were older than the Indianapolis Colts. In other words, the Indiana football team was trying to steal the same name again only this time it was from a bunch of high school kids.

There's a name for people like that...

“Let me make it clear, that we took the name from the Baltimore Colts . . . not from Indianapolis. We followed the Baltimore Colts and respected what they meant to the NFL,” said Bob Craig in a 1994 interview with the Baltimore Sun. “We admired Johnny Unitas and Lenny Moore in particular. By the way, Stan Jones, who entered the Pro Football Hall of Fame, is an alumnus of our school. Cedar Cliff came about by a merger of New Cumberland and Lemoyne. I'd sure like to see the NFL try to tell all the high school teams, there must be 10,000 of them, that use the name Redskins. The same with us and the Colts.”

So there.

Additionally, it was Cedar Cliff with tight end Kyle Brady that beat my J.P. McCaskey Red Tornadoes in the 1988 Quad-A, District III championship game on a sun-soaked day at HersheyPark Stadium. We played over our heads and led late until the Colts got sick of us and swatted us away like pesky gnats. All they did was send Brady out for three-yard drop passes and let him to the rest.

It was exactly like one of those silly John Wayne movies where some ravenous monster is tearing through the forest with a couple hundred natives on its back trying to bring it down.

That Kyle Brady was pretty good.

Sunday games
Dallas Cowboys vs. Minnesota Vikings
Pick: Dallas (plus-3)

That crazy buckaroo Brett Favre is a gunslinger. The Cowboys play too much defense though—they’ll get that wacky Favre runnin’.

New York Jets vs. San Diego Chargers
Pick: San Diego (minus-7)

If the Jets win this one and make it to the AFC Championship, get ready for all those fawning stories coming from the New York-based media about how dreamy rookie QB Mark Sanchez is. Either way, the sun will shine in San Diego.

It’s 70 degrees in San Diego every stinkin’ day of the year… what are they worried about?

Happy (for entertainment purposes only) wagering!

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